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Check out our awesome collection of Dumb and Dumber Quotes and GIFs. Among them, you will find some of the best Dumb and Dumber quotes about Aspen, not to mention that awesome moment when Lloyd freezes his tongue – we got a video of that! This page is so funny you will laugh out loud, or we’re not Humoropedia.com. Plus, at the end of the page, you will find a collection of youtube videos with best Dumb and Dumber scenes. Table Of Contents
Dumb and Dumber QuotesHow To Get Cops Off Your BackThis Is BullshitCalled A Girl?Redeem yourself right now…Bikini TourHarry Dunne: [a large bus full of gorgeous women in bikinis pull up beside them and three step out] Bikini Girl: Hi, guys. We’re going on a national bikini tour, and we’re looking for two oil boys who can grease us off before each competition. Dumb and Dumber Quotes: AspenLloyd Christmas: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town! 4 InchesHarry Dunne: According to the map, we’ve only gone 4 inches. Raging AlcoholicHarry Dunne: I don’t get it, Lloyd. She told me ten o’ clock, sharp! Are you sure you went to the right bar? Old LadyLloyd Christmas: Excuse me, little old lady. Do
you have change for a dollar? 2 and 2Lloyd Christmas: Why you going to the airport? Flying
somewhere? SamsoniteHarry Dunne: What’s her last name? I’ll look it up. Dead MeatLloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you’re chewin’ on a burger, the next minute you’re dead meat. Scam From The MovieHarry: That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that? Forty HoursHarry: I can’t believe we drove
around all day, and there’s not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip! Aspen Dumb and Dumber QuotesLloyd: So where are you headin’? Get To AspenHarry: Now we don’t have enough money to get to Aspen, we don’t have enough money to get home, we don’t have enough
money to eat, we don’t have enough money to sleep! Medical SchoolLloyd: Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school? I’m supposed to be giving a lecture in 20 minutes, and my driver’s a bit lost. June BugLloyd: I swallowed a big June bug when we were driving. I’m not really hungry. Salt ShakerLloyd: You spilled the salt, that’s what’s the matter! Spilling the salt is very bad luck! We’re driving across the country, the last thing we need is bad luck. Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder. Go To The BathroomHarry: I have to go to the bathroom. Dumb and Dumber GIFsDon’t Spend Your Life Savings This WayOops…Lovely Accent…Do You Care?Best Dumb and Dumber Scenes“Oh look, frost!” — Harry“Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?” — Lloyd“That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s.” — Lloyd“What if he shot me in the face?” — Harry
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