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Q: What is a good toast?

May the most you wish for be the least you get. May good fortune precede you, love walk with you, and good friends follow you. May your home be a place where friends meet, family gathers and love grows. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we, as friends, never fall out.

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Tucker Max : Here's to the people we've met, and the people we've fucked And to those of us who have had no such luck Here's to beer in the glass and vodka in the cup Here's to poking her in the ass so she won't get knocked up Here's to all of you and here's to me... Together as friends we should always be... But if we should ever disagree... Then fuck all of you and here's to me!
Club Patron : That'll be another $120!
Tucker Max : [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much

Melissa : [smugly] Oh our company is priceless.
Drew : If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless.
Tucker Max : I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England.
Tucker Max : Exercise is supposed to be good, let's play some hoops.
Drew : We have class... That place we pay 35 grand a year to attend between happy hours.

Tucker Max : Eh, that place is dumb.

What's a good Irish toast?

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide. And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside." "For each petal on the shamrock this brings a wish your way. Good health, good luck, and happiness for today and every day."

What is a good toast?

"May the most you wish for be the least you get." "May good fortune precede you, love walk with you, and good friends follow you." "May your home be a place where friends meet, family gathers and love grows." "May the roof above us never fall in, and may we, as friends, never fall out."

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