I dont know nothin bout birthin no babies jimmy neutron

Quotes 

• Jimmy : I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you.

  Cindy : What? Neutron, you are so dead!

• Jimmy : We found the lost tomb.

  Cindy : Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?

  Libby : Or Harrison Ford?

• Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] 

  Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!

  Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.

  [southern accent] 

  Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.

  Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.

  Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.

  Carl : [English accent]  But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.

  [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl] 

• Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so!

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so

  Carl : [screaming]  STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?

  [pause] 

  Sheen : [laughing]  That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.

• [Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance] 

  Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.

  Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!

  [a button appears on Sheen's mouth] 

• Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!

  Cindy : Good. It can keep him.

  Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?

• Cindy : So, do we have to refer to you as Queen Libby?

  Libby : No. "Your mighty fine royal fabulousness" will do.

• [Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz] 

  Cindy : The ant is a member of the vegetable family

  Jimmy : Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...

  [Later] 

  Miss Fowl : I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades

  Cindy : There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.

  Jimmy : But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.

  Cindy : Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?

  [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk] 

• Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!

  Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.

  Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.

  Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!

• [In Carl's dream] 

  Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.

  Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.

  [Jimmy kisses Cindy] 

  Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.

  [later, out of the dream] 

  Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!

  [Cindy slaps Jimmy] 

• Cindy : [In Jimmy's body]  Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase!

  Jimmy : [In Cindy's body]  Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man!

• Cindy : You turned your own grandmother into a baby?

  Jimmy : I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.

• Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream]  Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?

  Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.

  Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen]  Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!

  [slaps Jimmy] 

• [Jimmy and Cindy go to Retroland] 

  Jimmy : I am not having fun.

  Cindy : Neither am I, Nerdtron.

  Jimmy : Want some gum?

  Cindy : NO!

• Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.

  Carl : A llama?

  Jimmy : No.

  Carl : A baby llama?

  Jimmy : No.

  Carl : A baby llama with a hat?

  Jimmy : No!

  Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?

  Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!

• [Cindy and Jimmy have swapped bodies] 

  Nick : [to Jimmy]  So, do you want to go to the concert, Cindy?

  Jimmy : I wouldn't go with you if you were the last boy on Earth. That's how stuck-up I am.

  Cindy : She doesn't mean that!

• [Cindy and Libby are having a yard sale] 

  Cindy : What's the take?

  Libby : We're about $1.23 away from sharing an enchila-burrito from Taco Horn.

• Jimmy : [on the phone]  Cindy, whatcha doin?

  Cindy : Neutron! Well after we hang up I'll be getting an unlisted number!

• Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!

  Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.

  Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.

  Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice]  Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?

• [Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear] 

  Cindy : [laughing]  I see London, I see France!

  Carl : You've got really good eyesight.

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