Quotes
Jimmy : I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you.
Cindy : What? Neutron, you are so dead!
Jimmy : We found the lost tomb.
Cindy : Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?
Libby : Or Harrison Ford?
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
Cindy : So, do we have to refer to you as Queen Libby?
Libby : No. "Your mighty fine royal fabulousness" will do.
[Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz]
Cindy : The ant is a member of the vegetable family
Jimmy : Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...
[Later]
Miss Fowl : I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades
Cindy : There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.
Jimmy : But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.
Cindy : Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?
[Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk]
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
Cindy : [In Jimmy's body] Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase!
Jimmy : [In Cindy's body] Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man!
Cindy : You turned your own grandmother into a baby?
Jimmy : I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
[Jimmy and Cindy go to Retroland]
Jimmy : I am not having fun.
Cindy : Neither am I, Nerdtron.
Jimmy : Want some gum?
Cindy : NO!
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
[Cindy and Jimmy have swapped bodies]
Nick : [to Jimmy] So, do you want to go to the concert, Cindy?
Jimmy : I wouldn't go with you if you were the last boy on Earth. That's how stuck-up I am.
Cindy : She doesn't mean that!
[Cindy and Libby are having a yard sale]
Cindy : What's the take?
Libby : We're about $1.23 away from sharing an enchila-burrito from Taco Horn.
Jimmy : [on the phone] Cindy, whatcha doin?
Cindy : Neutron! Well after we hang up I'll be getting an unlisted number!
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.