I road my bicycle past your window last night
I rollerskated toward your door at daylight.
It almost seems
Like you're avoiding me.
I'm okay alone
But you've got something i need:
Well, i got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together
And try them out, you see'
I been looking around awhile;
You got something for me
Oh, i got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key.
I ride my bike,
I rollerskate,
Don't drive no car.
Don't go too fast
But i go pretty far.
For somebody who don't drive
I've been all around the world:
Some people say i done alright for a girl.
Oh yeah...
I ask your mother
If you were at home
She said "yes" but you weren't
Alone
Oh, sometimes i think
That you're avoiding me -
I'm okay alone
But you got something i need
Well, i got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key.
I think that we should get together
And try them out you see'
Oh, i got a brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key.
The Worst Song Ever: I’ve Got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates
February 26, 2008 — BryanOkay, I believe that I have stumbled upon the worst song ever recorded. It’s called “I’ve Got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates (You’ve Got a Brand New Key)” by Melanie Safka.
Listen at your own risk–this song will keep you awake with it running through your head over and over.
Once you recover from listening to it, please check out the lyrics and tell me what the song is about. Is there some sort of hidden meaning?
I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you’re avoiding me
I’m OK alone but you’ve got something I need, wellI’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates
You’ve got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Try them on to see
I been lookin’ around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new keyI ride my bike, I roller skate, don’t drive no car
Don’t go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don’t drive, I been all around the world
Some people say I done all right for a girlI asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren’t alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you’re avoiding me
I’m OK alone but you got something I need, well
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I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need Well,
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike,
I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl
I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need Well,
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key.
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Brand New Key (Rollerskate Song)
I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl
I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key