Roses are red, violets are blue funny quotes

Roses are red Violets are blue Jokes and Poems

Roses are red Violets are blue original funny poems and jokes!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You weren’t my first choice.

but what can we do?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your Facebook is private
So your Instagram will do.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m going to bed

So how about you?

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Why do you laugh?

Am I a joke to you?

Roses are red

Grass is green

I love your legs

and what’s in between.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I forgot that i had

A job interview.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Skirts are up

Pants are down

Roses are red

violets are blue

If I had a brick

I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard

oh my…and so are you!

Roses are red
Violets are not
You always were nice
But not that hot.

Roses are red.

My name is Dave.

This makes no sense.

Microwave.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I just wanna hook up

with you!

Roses are red

violets are blue,

Fog is dense

and so is you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But i’m thinking of you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

What I thought was vaseline

Turned out to be glue!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

You fart like a pig.

But I’m still into you.

Roses are red

violets are blue

I was the favorite child

and then they had you!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

love is passionate

Just not with you!

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I’m color blind,

Sorry for confusing you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

These joke is getting old,

And so are you.

Roses are red

and so are your lips

just wait ’til you see me

wiggling my hips!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

this relationship is over

so go get a clue!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I am not a psycho

but still WE love you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m using my hand

just thinking of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A face like yours

Belong to the zoo.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’ll never ever

stop loving you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

God made me pretty

What happened to you?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your phone is smart

So why aren’t you?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

You look like a donkey

And smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I would spank you

for being naughty too!

Roses are red.

Boobs are forever.

So what are we waiting?

Let’s get together!

Roses are red

I have a phone

Nobody calls me

Forever alone.

My roses are red
But my violets keep dying
Is it because I buried my husband there?
Or is it the fertilizer I’m buying?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

out of my five fingers

I save the middle one for you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A face like yours, should be kept at the Zoo

Don’t feel angry I’ll be there too

Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life gone to hell

When I met you!

Roses are red
Your face is funny
But at least you’ll save money
Shopping for Halloween!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Jokes

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m colorblind, what about you?
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I really messed up, now what can I do?
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, coffee is bitter, And so are you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, garbage gets dumped, and so do you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, that much is true.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m a cougar, how old are you?
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and laugh like one, too.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, There’s always someone, who’s better than you.

Roses are red

Wine is red

Have you looked outside recently?

Let’s stay in bed.

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m hoping this poem, will get me a screw.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m allergic to flowers, aaaachooo!!
• Roses are red, Tulips are yellow, and you seem like such, a nice fellow.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to order pizza, and watch movies with you.

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, just keep your flowers, and your poems, too.

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, and  I have a gun, get in the van!
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, one ripped condom, created you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I finally have a babe, now what do I do?
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like poetry, But i hate you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, nobody’s wrong, except maybe you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, if bears are coming, I’ll run faster than you.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I were you, I’d want me too.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m wearing my mask, why aren’t you?
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, watch out, zombies are coming for you!
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, beer costs less, than a dinner for two.

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