Top 10 dad jokes youve never heard 2022

Description: 150 Best Dad Jokes, Puns and One-Liners. 50 Best Corny Dad Jokes 2022. 50 Best Funny Dad Jokes 2022 Everyone likes to have a laugh from time to time, but when it comes to those classic dad jokes that you hear once in a while, they can either raise the roof, or bring the house collapsing down. 

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Description: Best Corny Dad Jokes . Best One-Liner Dad Jokes Dads are good at so many things, from teaching you how to ride a bike to showing you how to change a tire, and everything in between. They provide a reassuring hand to hold and a strong shoulder to cry on...all with that special sense of humor known a

Description: They say a joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent. We would say it's when it's all groan. (Sorry.) They say a joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent. We would say it's when it's all groan. (Sorry.)We’re not sure who invented the term “dad jokes,” but we know one when we see one.

Description: Embrace the Dad Joke . Dad Jokes for Kids "Ugh, dad!" It's an inevitable response. What else can be expected in the face of something so horrible that it actually squeaks. out a few chuckles? We've all heard them. They've been received with groans, eye rolls, moans, and begrudging laughs at th

Description: 1. The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank…. 2. My friend said: “You have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an. idiot…”. 3. My girlfriend said: “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up…”. 4. My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…. 5. People say smoking will give you diseases…. 6. A slice of apple pie is £2.50 in Jamaica and £3 in. the Bahamas…. 7. Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected…. 8. There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing. to light them with – what do they do?. 9. My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”. 10. I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal…. 11. I. don’t like people who take drugs…. 12. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were…. 13. I started a band called 999. megabytes…. 14. To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you…. 15. Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…. 16. A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks…. 17. How do parents lose their kids in a mall?. 18. I invited my girlfriend to the gym with me and then. didn’t show up…. 19. I bought shoes from a drug dealer once…. 20. “Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”. 21. The police just pulled me over, and the officer came up to my window and said “papers?”. 22. My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll up a joint…. 23. I just found out my friend has. a secret life as a priest…. 24. Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands?. 25. What has. four letters, sometimes has nine letters, and never has five letters….

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Description: Here’s a collection of the best funny Dad Jokes that will make you smile, groan, and laugh out loud!Wondering what a dad joke is? Dad jokes are those corny jokes, usually based on puns, that dads love to tell. You know, the ones that make you groan and say, “Oh, Dad!” but secretly you are laughing b

Description: It was precisely three days, said the man, mournfully inflating a dying rooster, since his offspring had tasted bread. What have you been doing this morning?' he asked. He may have gone to telephone or something, what?' But Claire had made a difference. There was no question of that. In the firs

Description: 1. I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless!. 2. What has two butts and kills people? An assassin!. 3. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.. 4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!. 5. You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.. 6. Did you know the. first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.. 7. Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.. 8. I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw! 9. If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?. 10. Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!. 11. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here.". 12. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1. 13. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!. 14. CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”. 15. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.. 16. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!. 17. Why do chicken coops only have two. doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!. 18. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.. 19. KID: "Hey, I was thinking… " DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”. 20. How. do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!. 21. A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?". 22. When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there! 23. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.. 24. FAST FOOD WORKER: "Any condiments?" DAD: "Compliments? You look very nice today!”. 25. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.. 26. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.. 27. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”. 28.. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.. 29. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.". 30. When you ask a dad if he's alright: "No, I’m half left.” 31. I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!. 32. GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, I’m bisacktual.”. 33. How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.” 34. Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.. 35. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.. 36. MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your. eyes.". 37. What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.. 38. What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”. 39. Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.. 40. What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.. 41. Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!. 42. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!. 43.. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.. 44. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.. 45. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles. 46. I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.. 47. When an ambulance zips past with its siren blaring: "They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”. 48. When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his. field!. 49. What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.. 50. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.. 51. Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two. tired.. 52. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.. 53. Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.. 54. WAITRESS: "Soup or salad?" DAD: "I don’t want a SUPER salad, I want a regular. salad.”. 55. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.. 56. Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal. 57. NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red.". 58. SERVER: "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat?”. 59. KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”. 60.. What do you call a fish with two knees? A “two-knee” fish.. 61. You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A trumpet.. 62. I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.. 63. What do. you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.. 64. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!. 65. Can February March? No, but April May!. 66. What do you call a lonely cheese?. Provolone.. 67. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.. 68. When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: "No, I got them all cut!". 69. What does a zombie vegetarian. eat? “GRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNS!”. 70. What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño your face.. 71. Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.. 72. What did the buffalo say to. his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.. 73. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.. 74. Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.. 75. You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.. 76. DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?" DAD: "To carry your tune.". 77. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.. 78. How do you get a squirrel to act like you? You act like a nut!. 79. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!. 80. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?. 81. Kid: "Dad I'm hungry!" Dad: "Well, Hi hungry, I'm dad!". Which dad jokes made you LOL? Let us know in the comments below.. Want awesome parenting tips in your inbox. twice a week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Parents newsletter!.