"Don't hate us if we make you smile — Bowling for Soup, "I'm Gay" "I'm lookin' for sailors — "Lookin' For Sailors" (Shenmue parody) Advertisement: "I have a gentle cock, — Anonymous, 15th century "My first gay experience? Let's see... oh yes! the time I went on a picnic with my father as a boy, that was a gay old time. I ate my fair share of wieners that day, let me tell you!" — Mr. Burns, The Simpsons "Quick, man, if you love me!" — Sherlock Holmes to Watson "The meaning of the word 'gay' has changed. It used to mean all colourful and happy and homosexual, but now it's a word children use to describe something that's a little bit meh. 'You're eating Weetabix? Oh, that's so gay!'" — Dylan Moran, Like, Totally Advertisement: "The first to get their balls into Mr. Bucket wins! But look out! 'Cause the balls'll pop out of his mouth!" — Tagline from an ad for Mr. Bucket "1. n. 14thC. medic. Polite term for lady's genitals. 2. n. 21stC. Impolite term for lady's genitals. 3. n. A traffic warden." — Roger's Profanisaurus "Walt Disney goes South American in his gayest musical Technicolor feature." — Tagline for Saludos Amigos "There is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song! 'Oh the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear, holding all the balls' - okay, I hear it now." — Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock Interviewer: Welcome to the 21st century. It must be a bit daunting waking up like this. The world's a bit different from the 1940s. — League of Super Redundant Heroes, "Translation" Advertisement: "It says 'dumb ass' in The Bible..." — The Angry Video Game Nerd "I never thought I would see Batman saying "let me slip out of the thongs" outside the context of a fanfic." — Linkara Narrator: Just the mammas and their babies are allowed to parade in the circus. They're so gay. — The Cinema Snob reviewing Fun in Balloon Land "I can only say with Mrs. March, 'What can you expect when you have four gay girls in the house?'" —Little Women Gruntilda: Your name is odd and you look a bit queer. —JonTron, Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts In fairness, the word "toilet" used to mean washing up or getting dressed, not "a hole to sh*t in." — True Facts About the Lemur "I s'pose you know [...] what a lot our New England ships used to have to do with queer ports in Africa, Asia, the South Seas, and everywhere else, and what queer kinds of people they sometimes brought back with 'em." — Ticket agent, The Shadow Over Innsmouth "So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners The Joker can make!" — The Joker, Superdickery "GAY SCENES FOLLOW NEWS OF GERMAN SURRENDER" — Nottingham Evening Post, Tuesday May 8, 1945 Wonderella (Titania): Applesauce, Pirouette! You've gone crackers! You just pulled yourself a boner so big, you're all wet! — The Non-Adventures of Wonderella "No no no, I-I met this chap who just got back from camping in Scotland, and his wife was ravished by a wild haggis, and now they're expecting a little faggot!" — Peter Potter, Carry On Camping Mr. Verres: I am both thrilled that I have no responsibility for this and enraged by my impotence. — El Goonish Shive, "2010-10-29 " |