Where have you been all my life response

I would probally say, "waiting for you" =]
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"Waiting for you to find me, of course"! :)
Say, "right here," and point at their chest. Then, when they look down, flick their nose and go "boop!"
Until now, hiding from you!!
Learning all I could about sexual intercourse so I can satisfy you in every way...Shall we retire to the bedroom my lady?
In the state penitentiary, how about you?
I have been sitting here with tears in my eye's hoping that you would come to your senses and realize. That the one that you were hoping for, was sitting on the other side of life's big door. Oh for so long have I waited for you. but gave you the time for our dreams to come true.
The mental hospital, I just got out a few months ago.
you just say that Destiny has brought you to this moment in time, that you went through everything in your life to get here and now we are here together for a reason, because everything in life has meaning and purpose and when two people cross paths there is a reason ,now its time to find out!
"In prison for statutory rape." That'll get rid of unwanted attention!
Right here waiting for you!
In a bush right behind you.
Right here waiting for you to arrive.
Right Here Waiting for You Waiting for a Girl Like You (redo it for "guys"!) Somebody's Out There Somewhere ("and it turns out, YOU are my someone!"
where did you get your pick up lines? lol jk uhhhh waiting for you
Drat, you found me, I was hiding from you.
What does it matter? I'm here now.
Depends on the attitude you want to convey. "Waiting for this monent" "In the Covent" "Making my first Billion" "In Asia learning sex skills" "In theraphy" "Chained to my bed" "Hunting terrorists" "With Possum"
In that tree outside your window with binoculars.
Same place you have been all my life.
If you want to get rid of him try this with a straight face .... "It's a long story but it all started with the assault charges that got bumped up to attempted murder, although I was just trying to circumcise him with my pinking shears and snipped off a bit extra. Then they denied parole for two more years just because they found a knife in my cell. Did you want to come to my place for drinks ???". He will likely run away and not bother you anymore. :-)
Enjoying my own thanks!!!
"Waiting for you" would be a perfect response, in the right situation, but the situation has to be perfect. Given my tendency toward snarky answers, I'd have to go with "over here!"
it was important for me to be with others even though i did not want to be - sort of a kharma thing i think - a time and a place for everything and everyone
waiting for you to get allll your bullshit out the way!
In school. And where have you been?

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1 Are You from Heaven?

If someone asks you if you’re from heaven, take a cue from Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother and say, “Yeah, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, like that pick-up line.” It instantly lets him know that his lack of originality is laughable. This is one of the replies to pick up lines that will put you in the position of power, and make him slink away.

2 What’s Your Sign?

Instead of telling him that you're an Aries, tell him your sign is, "Do not enter." This lets him know that you're not willing to be toyed with. Chances are he's not into astrology, anyway.

3 Where Have You Been All My Life?

"Hiding from you." This will either make him laugh or walk away. If you're lucky, it'll be the latter.

4 Hey, is This Seat Empty?

"Yeah. But mine will be too if you sit down." Make sure you keep this promise if he takes the seat, despite your protest. Otherwise, he'll think you were just joking around.

5 Do You Believe in Love at First Sight or Should I Walk by Again?

"Yeah, but this time, don’t stop." If he's smart, your reply will get him to stop using that pick up line on girls until the end of his days. If not, at least the next girl won't be you.

6 Can I Buy You a Drink?

"Will you buy my boyfriend one, too?" Whether or not you're with another guy, he'll get the hint. It's not very subtle, but it gets the job done.

7 Haven’t I Seen You Someplace before?

"Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore." Of course, if you really do see him frequently, try not to be too offensive. You don't want things to get awkward.

8 What Would You Say if I Asked You out?

"Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time." This is a little rude, but sometimes that's just what you need to get your point across. If you treat him too nicely, he'll be there to stay.

9 If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I'd Put U and I Together

You have a couple of choices here. You can say, "Well, I'd put G and O together," "I'd put H and A together," or you could be super bold and say, "I'd put F and U together." Choose whatever feels right.

10 Do You Believe in Fate?

"No, but I believe in bad luck." After this line, you'll either get into an intense debate about fate and bad luck, or he'll be gone for good. With any hope, you'll get to rest your voice.

11 Where Have I Seen You before?

"In your wildest dreams." This lets him know that he doesn't stand a chance without being too rude. If he wants to see you again, all he has to do is close his eyes.

12 I Could Make You Happy

"How? Are you leaving?" If he doesn't end up leaving, remember that you're free to walk away, as well. No sense sticking around.

13 Your Place or Mine?

"Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine." After this, you can head back home and watch Netflix. At least the boys on Sherlock are dignified.

Sometimes, pick up lines are fun and harmless. At other times, men try to use them to seduce you, which is why you need to be able to shoot back a quick reply. What's the craziest pick up line someone has ever used on you?

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