Architect: Alright boss I have an idea for a design
CEO: lay it on me Jeremy
Architect: So im thinking we design this thing where its curved and ceramic and the curves lead down to a drain
CEO: so far so good
Architect: and the drain is connected to the sewerage system, so you can wash your hands and stuff in it and the water just slides down the drain, so no clean up no mess!
CEO: Jeremy you son of a bitch you did it
Architect: wait wait the best part.....lets put the fucking tap so close to the edge of the curves that water goes EVERYWHERE whenever you try to use the sink! DEFEATING THE WHOLE PURPOSE!
CEO: Heres my keys go fuck my wife you beautiful bastard
Before smartphones it was somewhat of a novelty to have games on your phone. They we're usually just simple puzzle games like Tetris or bejeweled.
Anyway, I suppose the meme spawns from a hypothetical situation in which someone is asking you if you had games on your phone to pass the time I presume?
I'm not entirely sure myself, but it resonates with me.
Addendum: I do not have games on my phone at the moment.
Get this. I search the whole fucking house from top to bottom, I asked my cousin if he saw my phone a number of times, all he said was, “no”. Three FUCKIN hours later I got the bright idea, “hey, he might have my fuckin phone that little bastard, He’s got to have it” so I sneak up on him and I fucking knew it. I bust in the door, and he immediately started to scream. He knew what he did, so well I fuckin killed em. It feels great to get that off my chest, have a nice night
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· 2 yr. ago
brother from another mother!
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· 2 yr. ago
Yeah wanna play my Pokémon game
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· 2 yr. agoIs this BILBO???
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· 2 yr. ago
Swagcat
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· 2 yr. ago
Yes I do, and no you can't play any of them.
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· 2 yr. ago
<,< nooo just cute anime girls
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