If I ever get out of here gonna give it all away

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And the birds once said to the second one there

And the first one said to the second one there

Buns on the run, buns on the run

Band on the run, band on the run

If I ever get out of here
Going to give it all away
To an extra charity
All I need is to find a way.

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.

If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.

If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day

If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.

If we ever get out of here
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.

If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.

Lice again
Like you, Mama You, Mama You
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too much to charity
All I need is the time today

Nice again
Like you, Mama you, Mama you
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day

Seeing no one left a gun.

Seeing no one else had come.

Stuck inside these four walls
Sat inside forever

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever

Stuck inside these four walls
Frankincense forever.

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever

Stunk inside these four walls
Frankenstein forever

Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever

The first one said to the second bear
'I hope you're having fun.'

The first one said to the second one there
'I hope you're having fun.'

The jailor man and Sailor-san

The jailor man and Sailor Sam

Thought of giving it all away
Durex to charity.

Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.

To the rich to charity
All I need is to find today

To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.

Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.

Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight, seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we belly into the sun

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun

Well, the room exploded with a mighty crash as we fell onto the rug

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had gone
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbit's on the run

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run

I'm a bluebird.
I'm a pimp dad.

I'm a bluebird
I'm a bluebird.

Got no time for a runaround, I wanna get my right foot down
She took a purse and start to disemburse, I got to get her out of town
Spent the day on the motorway, where the operator's fast

Got no time for a rum and lime, I wanna get my right foot down
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town
Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburetors blast

Heavy (heavy) yellow wheels

Helen (Helen) Hell on Wheels

Istanbul, I wanna check it out

Mr. Motor won't you check her out

I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my body gun.

I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my polygon.

Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.

Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.

Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.

Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.

Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.

Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.

And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon

And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon

And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.

And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.

And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.

And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.

And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!

And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.

And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette

And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.

And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.

And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.

And yet
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.

And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.

Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.

Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.

I kept thinking it sounded like "Darth Vader" even though Star Wars didn't exist until 1977.

I can almost remember a thousand races

I can almost remember their funny faces

Editor's note: Song was credited as by Paul McCartney & Wings (not just Wings, or Paul McCartney by himself).

I can almost remember their bloody maces.

I can almost remember their funny faces.

I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, much later.

Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.

I thought he told you that you were the Olin of Kent.

How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?

I thought that the major was a lady, suffer again.

I thought that the major was a lady suffragette.

I thought the Major was a lady except for her jet.

And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.

I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.

I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.

I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!

I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!

I thought the major, was a lady--so far a jet, Jet!

I thought the major was a lady suffragette

I'll make her Paul Shaffer.

I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me

Ah mater,
want jet to always love me

I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!

Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.

I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, much later

Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later

I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.

Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.

I'm made to want 'Jet' to always love me.

...Ah mater want 'Jet' to always love me.

I have no idea what "Ah mater" means.

Jet major, want Jet to always love me.

Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.

Want 'Chet' to always love me.

Want 'Jet' to always love me.

Ah, you should have seen me with the polka band,
I had a honey and I met her grand

Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand

Ah, you should have seen me with the poor command

Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and a pentagram

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Martin Luther, still and gone

Martin Luther, Phil and Don

But if there's ever change in world in which we live in
Makes you give it a cry

But in this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry

But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.

But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry.

But in this ever-changing world in which we live in

But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'

I could be married to ya.

What does it matter to ya?

If this never changing world in which we live in
Makes you givin' a crap.

If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.

In this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.

If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.

It's just a sad little medley

Used to say live and let live

Make you give it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.

Makes you give in and cry.

So, what does shit matter to you?
When you've got a knob to chew, you'd better do it ripe,
You've got to give the other guy a ham.

So, what does it matter to you?
When you've got a job to do, you've got to do it right,
You've got to give the other guy a hand.

When you were young and your heart was an open door.

When you were young and your heart was an open book.

You got to give the other man a hand.

You've got to give the other fellow hell.

You gotta gimme a vanilla help.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.

You've got to give the other fellow hell.

You gotta give me on the level-head.

You've got to give the other fellow hell.

You gotta give the other fellow hail

You've got to give the other fellow hell.

You gotta give the other fellow half.

You gotta give the other fellow hell.

You gotta give the other fellow help.

You gotta give the other fellow hell.

You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you didn't, you know you didn't, you know you didn't)

You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)

You used to say "live and let live"
(No you didn't, no you didn't, no you didn't)

You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)

You used to say live and ad-lib.

You used to say live and let live.

Makes you give into crime
To live and let die

Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die

You gotta give me uh, a little hell

You gotta give the other fellow hell

Daddy does really understand.

That he really doesn't understand.

Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
Daddy doesn't really understand.

Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

Editor's note: This song was actually first recorded by Paul as a solo artist on his solo debut album in 1970, and later in the 70's when he was with Wings. So to compromise, we are crediting it as by Paul McCartney & Wings.

Lend me a dollar
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.

Leave me alone
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.

Lend me a dollar
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.

Leave me alone
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.

Once the years are borying!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!

What's the use of worrying?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?

Editor's note: Even though "Vanderbilt" is an obvious correct spelling, the actual name in this song title is "Vandebilt" (no 'R').

You don't need money
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!

You don't use money
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!

And when the cover’s there

And when the cupboard’s bare

I’ll still find something there with Milo

I’ll still find something there with my love

"With a Little Luck" (MP3)

"With a Little Luck" (MP3)

We can send a rocket to skywall

We can send it rocketing skywards

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