Row, row, row your boat dark version

Before you go any further: this is not a post about rude, lewd or inappropriate manhandling of a nursery rhyme. Disappointing I know.

At a singing session at the Big Green Bookshop in Wood Green (highly recommended, by the way) I heard several new verses to Row, Row, Row Your Boat… I realise you don’t need Lennon’s songwriting skills to adapt this ditty, but I was pleased nonetheless. Gertie loves rowing away and I get bored with the four verses we already know. I’ve typed them up below – please add others if you know any, my enthusiasm is boundless.

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don’t forget to scream

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the river
If you see a polar bear
Don’t forget to shiver

Row, row, row your boat
Gently to the shore
If you see a lion
Don’t forget to roar

(now this is where the new verses come in)

Row, row, row your boat
Across the reservoir
If you see a pirate
Stop and say ooo-arrr

Row, row, row your boat
All across the puddle
If you see your mummy there
Give her a lovely cuddle

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the creek
If you see a little mouse
Don’t forget to squeak

Row, row, row your boat
In your bubble bath
If you see a spider
Don’t forget to laugh

Row, row, row your boat
Gently to the beach
If you see a dinosaur
Don’t forget to screech

Rock, rock, rock your boat
Gently to and fro
This way, that way
Over the sea we go

Row, row, row your boat
Gently up the brook
If you catch a little fish
Let it off the hook

Row, row, row your boat
Out into the bay
If you see a pirate ship
Sail the other way

3 August 2021, 20:46

Life is but a dream. Picture: Alamy

We unpack the history and origins of the wholesome, actions-based nursery rhyme.

‘Row Row Row Your Boat’ is a nursery rhyme, and a fun singalong song with accompanying actions.

The idyllic lyrics depict a journey that makes you into the protagonist, rowing a boat nice and serenely down a stream. Life is dreamy.

But who wrote the song, and where did it come from? Let’s row on and find out…

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What are the origins of ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’?

Like many traditional children’s folk songs and nursery rhymes, the original author is unknown.

The earliest publication of the song found in history is from 1852, and American teacher and textbook author Eliphalet Oram Lyte has a name credit next to the publication of the song in the 1881 Franklin Square Song Collection. Lyte’s version has the tune most widely known today, whereas previous versions have a different melody.

The song is accompanied by actions – usually participants sitting opposite one another, holding hands, and ‘rowing’ backwards and forwards together to mimic the lilting boat – that teach babies and young children coordination and communication skills.

It can also be sung as a round, with four or more singers joining in every time a new line is sung, creating some nice four-part harmony.

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What are the full lyrics of ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’?

‘Row Row Row Your Boat’ has just one stanza, with four lines:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Other versions of the lyrics can be created off the cuff, and many of these have been passed on and stuck over time. You may have come across other words, including the fun versions that bring various animals in, below:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently up the creek
If you see a little mouse
Don’t forget to squeak!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile
Don’t forget to scream!

Row, row, row your boat
Gently to the shore
If you see a lion
Don’t forget to roar!

What is the meaning of ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’?

It’s a wholesome adventure, and many people have put their own spins on the depth of the song’s meaning over time.

The positive messages of rowing on determinedly, the gentleness of the stream, the merriment of it all, and the dreaminess of life lend themselves irresistibly to revealing a deeper meaning in ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’ – a meaning that revolves around keeping going, staying focused, having a positive outlook and keeping things in perspective.

This guy went viral a few years ago discussing just that.

Whether a simple song to teach children communication and coordination, or a rhyme with a deeper meaning, it’s an undeniably catchy, uplifting little tune, perfect for keeping young‘uns entertained.

Does Row, Row, Row Your Boat have a dark meaning?

The 'boat' in the tune represents your life. You are the oarsman. You are the one doing the rowing. You aren't simply rowing once and then letting the 'stream' of time drift you downriver… you are constantly 'rowing' or trying to be the best that you can be in this life.

Is Row, Row, Row Your Boat 3/4 time signature?

TIME SIGNATURE & ROUNDS This song is wonderful for covering the rhythms in 6/8 time with third and fourth graders, as well as exploring songs in round. Row, Row, Row Your Boat is particularly well-suited to teaching 6/8 time signature because it has examples of one, two, and three sounds on a beat.

What does life is but a dream mean in Row, Row, Row Your Boat?

'Merrily, merrily, merrily' encourages a positive attitude, no matter how many hardships you may face. 'Life is but a dream' signifies that we can dream of and make happen anything we put our minds to by believing in ourselves. This is an especially great lesson for young children.

How many beats per minute is Row, Row, Row Your Boat?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat is a moody song by Kidsongs with a tempo of 106 BPM. It can also be used half-time at 53 BPM or double-time at 212 BPM. The track runs 1 minute and 16 seconds long with a A key and a major mode. It has low energy and is very danceable with a time signature of 4 beats per bar.