What to say when someone says make me sexually

Q: How do you respond to a flirty make me?

Funny and playful comebacks to make me”.

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"This reminded me of you" (Send with photo).
"I'm totally craving sushi right now."
"If I said 'come over,' what would you say?"
"Do you miss me yet?"
"You're at the top of my wish list."
How do you respond to a flirty make me?
What do you reply to you're hot?
How do u flirt with a guy?
How do you stop someone from flirting over text?

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“I love you, too.”

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“Not if I fuck you first.”

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“Fuck yourself—you’ll get more pussy.”

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“I would die laughing and you would die trying.”

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“You suck your mom’s dick with that mouth?”

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“Well, if you insist…”

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“Can I at least get a kiss first?”

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“I would, but I have standards.”

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“Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

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“Get on your knees and warm me up first.”

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“Oh. yeah? Well, unfuck you!”

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“No thanks.”

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“Buy me dinner first.”

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“Will you hold me after?”

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“I don’t do charity work.”

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“Make me!”

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“Fuck yourself—Lord knows no one else will do it for you.”

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“I’m not that bored and you’re not that lucky.”

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“I’d fuck me, too.”

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“Yeah, whatever lady.” Works especially well if they’re male.

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“I’m more than you can afford.”

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“Not tonight, darling. I have a headache.”

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“Get in line.”

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“You wouldn’t like it….I just lie there.”

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Look them up and down. “I’m gonna need a few drinks first.”

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“Nah, I’m good—your sister already did.”

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“…and also with you.”

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“When and where?” I find that either leaves people speechless or makes for a ton of sexual tension.

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Trust me on this. Give them a THUMBS UP and smile. Nothing will anger them more.

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When my ex says this to me now, I shrug and say, “Not your job anymore.”

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Regardless of the term, connecting with someone over text has become increasingly common, especially in an age when our phones never leave our side. Although making a move via text may seem a bit impersonal, it can be a good way to test the waters of a new relationship.

"You know your crush is receptive to flirting if he or she is responsive," says Barbara Greenberg PhD, a clinical psychologist who specializes in family and relationship issues. "Pupils dilate when a person is interested in you. Look into the eyes of the one you are flirting with. They speak volumes."

If you're mostly limited to texting or online messaging, Dr. Greenberg confirms what many of us already know: More than likely, your crush is into you if they carry on the conversation and respond without too much of a lag time.

At a loss for the words (and emojis!) to send to someone? I put together some tried-and-true text messages to send when you want to flirt but haven't started sexting yet. (But if you're already there, here's how to kick the conversation up a notch.)

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hair & makeup by Andi Yancey; produced by Julie Borowsky; modeled by Lao J; produced by Lorenna Gomez-Sanchez; photographed by Megan Madden; styled by Michelle Li.

"This reminded me of you" (Send with photo).

Why it works: Visual reminders are great, especially if it's an inside joke or cute animal. And you know what they say — a picture's worth a thousand words.

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"I'm totally craving sushi right now."

Why it works: It's completely unassuming — a good approach to take if you're teetering towards the thought that they aren't quite into it. But also a great segue into one of a relationship's most important factors: are you food compatible?

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modeled by Azzari White; modeled by Baylee Brown; produced by Lorenna Gomez-Sanchez; photographed by Natalia Mantini; produced by Nicolas Bloise.

"If I said 'come over,' what would you say?"

Why it works: Everyone knows why you want them to come over — and it isn't to watch a movie. But what's really great about this one is that it lets your crush know that you want to see them, but still leaves the choice up to them. If they're into you and don't have any pressing commitments, then there's a good chance that they'll say they can be there asap.

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photographed by Ashley Armitage; produced by Lorenna Gomez-Sanchez; modeled by Lorlei Black; produced by Megan Madden; modeled by Sebastian Rosemarie.

"Do you miss me yet?"

Why it works: Use this one when you've just left your bae-to-be or if you haven't spoken to them in a while. Either way, it's a smug way to make sure you're on their mind and to let them know that if they don't miss you, then they should.

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