Whos gonna drive you home lyrics pork pie

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And hold my overdrive?

And hold my own and drive?

Choo-choo

Would you choose

Hold the wheel and drown

Hold the wheel and drive

Hold the wheel and try

Hold the wheel and drive

How much I let the beer take the wheel.

How much I let the fear take the wheel.

I'll eat a foetus
Raise your hands and grease the aubergine.

All you defeatists
Raise your hands and grease the old machine.

It's Tiffany before

It's driven me before

My uncle bought a new N64

My uncle bought new in '64

Nothing's wrong, poor guy,

Nothing's wrong, but bye,

Nothing's wrong, pork pie

Nothing's wrong, but bye

Promise me ladies and say things you don't mean.

Promise me maybes and say things you don't mean.

Seems to be Vera Wang

Seems to have a vague

Seems to have a way.

Seems to have a vague.

Singin' nothing's wrong, pork pie

Nothing's wrong, but bye,

Smash, crash, book rash

Smack, crack, bushwhacked

So if I decide to wait for my chance to be one of the high...

So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive...

What if you walk around the cock?

What if you rock around the clock?

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With broken arms and open eyes.

Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes.

Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open thighs

Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes

Whatever tomorrow brings,
she'll be there with open arms, and open legs

Whatever tomorrow brings,
I'll be there with open arms and open eyes

Who's gonna blow up your ears when you street?

Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?

Who's gonna drive you home, Pork Pie?

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Who's gonna f*** your ears when you scream?

Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?

Who's gonna hold you down when you s***?

Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?

Who's gonna hold you down when you shhh?

Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?

Who's gonna hold you down when you sick?

Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?

Who's gonna pay your taxi to your dreams?

Who's gonna pay attention to your dreams?

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fart?

Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall?

Who's gonna pluck your ears when you stream?

Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?

Who's gonna plug my ears when you sing?

Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?

Who's gonna thrive you home denied?

Who's gonna drive you home tonight?

Who’s gonna pay attention to your tree?

Who’s gonna pay attention to your dreams?

With broken arms and broken ice, yeah

With open arms and open eyes, yeah

Wynonna Judd

...hold my own and drive

You can go on
Thinking something's raw

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong

You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, Popeye

You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, oh no.

You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but I...

You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong, but bye...

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18 July 2019, 14:05 | Updated: 19 July 2019, 11:01

Song lyrics can often be misheard, with many fans not realising they are singing the wrong words until a karaoke night - but what are the top 10 misheard lyrics?

Smooth Radio presenter Kate Garraway has revealed that her favourite misheard lyric was Sister Sledge's 'We Are Family', where it sounds as if a vicar could be stapled.

From Duffy "begging you for bird seed" in 'Mercy', to Elton John wanting to hold actor "Tony Danza" close in 'Tiny Dancer', the list is truly endless.

However, we've rounded up 10 of the funniest misheard lyrics and compiled a list of the best ones.

Here are our top 10 misheard song lyrics:

  1. Artist: Sister Sledge

    Song: 'We Are Family'

    Misheard lyric: "Just let me just staple the vicar."

    Correct lyric: "Just let me state for the record."

  2. Artist: ABBA

    Song: 'Chiquitita'

    Misheard lyric: "Chicken Tikka tell me what's wrong" or "Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong".

    Correct lyric: "Chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong."

  3. Artist: Paul Young

    Song: 'Every Time You Go Away'

    Misheard lyric: "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you."

    Correct lyric: "Every time you go away take a piece of me with you."

  4. Artist: Johnny Nash

    Song: 'I can see clearly now'

    Misheard lyric: "I can see clearly now, Lorraine has gone."

    Correct lyric: "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone."

  5. Artist: The Beatles

    Song: 'I want to hold your hand'

    Misheard lyric: "I want to hold your ham."

    Correct lyric: "I want to hold your hand."

  6. Artist: Adele

    Song: 'Chasing Pavements'

    Misheard lyric: "Or should I just keep chasing penguins."

    Correct lyric: "Or should I just keep chasing pavements."

  7. Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: 'Livin’ On A Prayer'

    Misheard lyric: "It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not."

    Correct lyric: "It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not."

  8. Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: 'You Sexy Thing'

    Misheard lyric: "I remove umbilicals."

    Correct lyric: "I believe in miracles."

  9. Artist: Peter Cetera

    Song: 'Glory of Love'

    Misheard lyric: "I am a man who would fight for your ramen."

    Correct lyric: "I am a man who would fight for your honour."

  10. Artist: The Cars

    Song: 'Drive'

    Misheard lyric: "You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong. Pork pie."

    Correct lyric: "You can't go on thinking nothing's wrong. Walk by."

  11. Artist: Céline Dion (OK, we know this is 11, but this bonus was too good to miss out!)

    Song: 'My Heart Will Go On'

    Misheard lyric: "Near, far wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on."

    Correct lyric: "Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the heart does go on."