The action takes place entirely at Castle Black. Jon Snow and Samwell Tarly are manning their posts atop the Wall. Sam is still torn about Gilly's possible death and he asks Jon about Ygritte, noting that he will most likely die before he ever experiences sex. Jon wonders if Sam and Gilly ever... Then he reminds Sam about their vows and that they signed up for celibacy when they joined the Watch. But Sam points out that their order only forbids marriage and fathering children but leaves room for interpretation regarding actual intercourse. Jon tells Sam that Ser Alliser wouldn't care for any interpretations. Yet, at his friend's urging, he tells Sam about his short but passionate relationship and gets caught up in the moment of describing being literally a part of someone else, being, at least for a little moment, more than yourself before finally confessing, "Well I don't know, I'm not a bleedin' poet!" Sam jibes that he certainly isn't and that even if the Wildlings shoot them full of arrows; they've already done the worst thing they can do to him, they killed his woman. Sam heads down while Jon stays above; suddenly watched over by an owl. Show Advertisement: Said bird is currently under possession of the Thenn's warg; conducting reconnaissance. Tormund, Ygritte, and the Thenns discuss the upcoming attack. Ygritte is sharpening arrowheads while Tormund talks about the time he went down on and fucked a she-bear while drunk only for Ygritte to get fed up at the blown-up tale and tell him to shut his cake-hole. Styr then asks Ygritte if she has it in her to kill her crow-lover. Ygritte, fearless of the creepy cannibal, answers his challenge and then tells everyone that "Jon Snow is mine;" and that anyone who tries their luck against the bastard will have to answer to an arrow from her. Samwell is in Maester Aemon's library, only to be surprised by the elderly blind man. Aemon knew it was him (who else would waste candles reading in the middle of the night?) and he asks him what he's perusing. Sam regales him with Maester Fall's texts regarding how wildlings treat prisoners of war, but Aemon reminds Sam that Maester Fall never even met a wildling. He then tells Sam that he once warned Jon that "love is the death of duty" and confronts Sam about his feelings for Gilly. Sam tries to deny it but Aemon states he could hear it in his voice and that he abandoned his post to read about these atrocities because he was more concerned with the possible fate of the girl he loves than the possibility of his own death. He reminisces to Sam about his old days as a Targaryen Prince, giving insight into what he left behind to serve at the Watch. As a Prince and potential future King, Aemon caught the eye of several highborn women and one woman especially tempted him. Sam is surprised at Aemon's recollections before the old Maester points out that the threat of imminent death makes anyone nostalgic and tells Sam to suck it up and go to bed. Advertisement: Sam leaves the library only to hear a familiar voice. He sees Gilly and her baby being kept out of the castle by Pypar. Sam asks, then orders him to "open the fucking gate!" and a stunned Pyp can only comply and let her inside. After a tearful reunion for both of them, during which Sam promises to never leave Gilly again, it is time. We hear two horn blasts pierce the air. At the top of the Wall, Ser Alliser directs the troops as Jon Snow rushes forward to see a terrifying money shot, an inferno lighting up within sight of the wall among the trees, burnishing the horizon orange. "The biggest fire the North has ever seen", which Mance Rayder had promised and now delivers. Alliser looks at Jon and for once cools down and even asks Jon to go ahead, say I told you so, but Jon refuses to take the bait and tells Alliser that blocking the tunnel and drowning it was a hard decision either way. Thorne tells Jon that being a leader means following his instincts and sticking to his guns rather than second-guessing his decisions. He tells Jon that after the battle they can go back to hating each other, but for now they need to put their mutual disdain aside for however long it takes to beat the wildlings back. Jon concedes the point and stands beside Thorne as he orders the brothers beside him to prepare siege defenses, including barrels of oil. Advertisement: Sam keeps Gilly hidden in a large storeroom with her baby. When he makes to join the battle, Gilly tells him to stay, reminding him he said he would never leave her. Sam says he didn't mean that literally and tells her he cannot abandon his fellow brothers for her and that even though he is no warrior, he must defend the Wall and keep his vows. Because that's what men do. He kisses her and promises to return alive. At the base of the Wall, Sam and Pyp take positions on the overpass of the south gate; dipping arrows in pitch. Sam manages to calm a terrified Pyp with a sermon on fighting for more than yourself, divorcing your identity from the equation can control your fear to do what is necessary. Just as he did when saving Gilly from the White Walker last season. He looks over and out of the parapet's murder hole and Ygritte sees him from where she is spying on them. She rushes back to their nearby camp and relays to Tormund and Styr that the castle base's defences are weak enough to be overrun and they can attack with near impunity. "Let's kill some crows!" Styr shouts to his men and they break camp to do just that. We see the wildlings emerging from the Haunted Forest with more bronze-weapon wielding, screaming barbarians than you can shake a stick at, but what stands out are the giants, especially the one riding on mammoth-back. Alliser gives orders to ready the barrel sluices and commands his archers to prepare themselves. But Grenn drops a barrel too early, provoking Alliser to spit: "I said nock and hold, you cunts!" He rouses them and inspires discipline as a true master-at-arms should when push comes to shove. "Do you all plan to die here tonight?!" Jon and his brothers shout, "no, Ser!" In unison. "That's very good to hear!" He snarks back at them. From below, the wildling party assaults the southern gate, drawing Alliser's attention to their attack. At the top, the Night's Watch's archers loose flaming arrows at the oncoming wildling invasion. Thorne appoints the former lord Slynt in charge of the Wall and takes a small force down the lift to defend Castle Black personally. Being pinned on both sides, Sam and Pyp are hard pressed as Ygritte slays crow archers with their own arrows pulled from the road while grappling hooks are thrown onto the battlements, allowing Tormund and Styr to mantle up and over. Alliser reaches the bottom and gives a rousing speech worthy of Tyrion Lannister at the Battle of Blackwater. Ser Alliser Thorne: Brothers! A hundred generations have defended this castle! She's never fallen before! She will not fall tonight! Those are Thenns at our walls! They eat the flesh of the men they kill. Do you want to fill the belly of a Thenn tonight?! Men of the Night's Watch: NO!!! Thorne: Tonight, we fight! And when the sun rises, I promise you — Castle Black will stand! The Night's Watch will stand! With me! Now! NOW! WITH ME!! The dishonoured Targaryen loyalist charges with his brothers at his back and starts stomping wild men into the dirt. Tormund does much the same with the schlubs along the gate's bridge, causing Sam and Pyp to wisely get the hell out of Dodge before the husband-to-bears finds them too. Atop The Wall, Janos has frozen up. He stutters out that the Night's Watch has no discipline, no training, like the thieves the City Watch hunts down. Jon's advice that they defend the inner gate only gets a response from Janos wimbling that giants don't exist, despite them clearly approaching the Wall. Eventually, Grenn has had enough. He tells Janos that Alliser has called for him, him being the most experienced man here and all. Janos accepts the fake command dazedly and departs. Now in de facto command, Jon orders the archers to fire, but there are too many. Some wildlings start trying to climb up the Wall with ice picks, so Jon has several men rappel over the edge and shoot them off. Some of the free folk try to return the favor, but they don't have the draw strength to shoot seven hundred feet up. A giant, with a gi-normous bow of his own, shows them how it's done. His first projectile destroys a ramp. His second hits an unfortunate Watchmen dead in the chest, sending him up, up, up... and falling down, down, down to the courtyard below. What a way to go. Janos Slynt arrives in the yard amidst a massive free-for-all. Styr hacks people to bits with his two-headed battle axe, having the time of his life. Ygritte drops dozens of poor fighting sods with her bow, and even three-fingered Hobb along with his cooking chums get creative and decide to butcher something other than poultry. Everybody seems to be killing somebody else. Scurrying about in a tizzy for a second, Janos runs inside, down the halls, and into the larder and locks himself inside. He comes face to face with Gilly, who stares at him quizzically. Elsewhere, Sam is loading crossbows for Pyp to fire. "I got one!" cries Pyp. "Right through the heart! He's dead!" The builder gushes with exuberance. "Oh! Is it over?" asks Sam bluntly. Pyp pauses. "Well, then!" Sam says as he hands over another primed crossbow. Pyp stands up, takes aim... and Ygritte puts a shaft through his throat. Holding his profusely bleeding friend in his arms, Sam offers a few panicked words of comfort but it's quite clear that Pyp has been dealt a mortal wound. From atop the Wall, Jon and his brothers are dropping barrels full of packed snow, pebbles and ice down on top of the invaders. The anti-infantry bombs decimate a wildling squad but the pair of giants, with the mammoth have made their way to the gantry. They hook a thick rope from the door to the mammoth's harness, and, using a crowbar as well as their beast of burden, they get to work on pulling it down. "The outer gate won't hold." Jon realises grimly. He turns to Grenn, and orders him to take five men down to stop them from getting inside. Jon: Hold the gate. If they make it through... Down in the yard, Thorne is still killing fools like a boss and he rushes up onto the castle's balcony walkway to get into a Mano-e-Mano against Giantsbane. He holds his own for a bit, is even getting the better of his opponent, but Tormund rolls out of the reach of his longsword, then gets a low cut in, gashing his belly. Alliser avoids being dispatched, however, when he's beaten off the catwalk and onto a pile of hay. He's dragged inside, yelling all the while for the men to "hold the fuckin' gate!" Pyp has bled out by this point. After staring at him in battle-shock, Sam grabs a crossbow and tries to get through the insanity that is the main yard. He catches the eye of the Thenn warg, who makes a bee-line for the plump crow. Sam fumbles a bolt onto his crossbow and gets it loaded in just in time to deal a head-shot. Grenn and the five descend to the yard just as Sam runs up. He screams that they need more men down here. Grenn shouts back that he should take it to Jon. Grenn's party runs off to carry out their mission, and Sam yells at the terrified Olly to get the elevator going. Seeing how scared the boy is, he has to cajole Olly into this. As he ascends, he also yells for the boy to grab a weapon and fight. At the outer gate, the mammoth runs off, having been set on fire by dropped incendiary barrels. The second giant gets killed too, courtesy of a ballista bolt to the spine as he runs after his mount. Mag the Mighty, the other giant, bellows in rage, and starts to raise the entire gate up on his own. But the Watch's weapons aren't safe within either, one sticks to the slide and the pushing-pole releases the fluid. It detonates before it can be dislodged, sending several brothers plummeting to their doom, while others are embedded with flaming shrapnel. Sam makes it atop the Wall, where he tells Jon that the castle won't stand much longer without an effective battle leader now that Ser Alliser has fallen. Jon gives command to "Dolorous" Edd Tollett. Then he draws Longclaw: "come, brothers! Now, fight with me!" to take Sam and a sizable party down with him in the lift. Edd injects some much-needed levity to the impossible battle they're all finding themselves in: "might as well enjoy our last night, right, boys? LIGHT THE FUCKERS UP! NOCK! DRAW!! ... LOOSE!!!" Grenn and his lads have made it to the inner gates to witness Mag the Mighty begin to breach the tunnel. "How are we going to stop that?" Hill implores, pissing himself with fear. "He's got twenty arrows in him already!" Cooper retorts but Hill looks ready to flee already. "The Mother save me! Father, save me!" Hill moans, as the titan inches under. "The gods aren't down here," spits Grenn, "it's the six of us! You hear me!" The giant lifts the portcullis, makes it into the tunnel, drops it with a thunderous boom — and charges. Hill's courage breaks and he's about to run for it — but Grenn grabs him and shakes some bravery into his black brother by reminding him that he's of the Watch. That they swore to defend the realms of men. He starts to recite their oath as Mag bears down on them. The other four gradually join his prayer, drawing their swords as Grenn rallies them, they finish the creed just in time and scream their war cries as the giant shoulder-barges into the cold-wrought steel lattice before them. As the Wall's lift descends to the ground, Jon gives a set of keys to Sam, says that he needs him more than he needs Sam in the upcoming fight and leaps down before the contraption even comes to a stop and starts adding new kill notches to his belt. The camera pans over the chaos. Ygritte snipes every crow in sight, Styr executes anyone foolish enough to get near and Tormund leaps around the place like a red-headed wolverine, laughing like a lunatic. Sam makes it to the shed and releases Ghost on the wildlings, the albino direwolf chews out throats right left and centre, while his master carves up Thenn spear men. Tormund takes an arrow to the shoulder, proceeds not to notice and goes straight back to wrecking more people's shit up with his short sword. The Magnar notices Jon cutting a swathe through his tribesmen and throws down the gauntlet. Jon answers readily, matching the much larger man blow for blow. Ygritte scavenges more arrows and witnesses their skirmish. Styr manages to disarm the young steward of Longclaw and chases Snow across the yard, looping his axe around crazily to cleave the bastard up but Jon retreats in time and arms himself with a length of chain from the weapons rack. Soon, Styr is relieved of his weapon as well, but the Thenn Chieftain pummels Jon, smacks his head into an anvil and throws him into the smithy, Jon flies across the furnace of red-hot coals, stunned, but Styr makes the mistake of trying to throttle Jon instead of shank him. Snow spits blood into his face, brings the Thenn to his knees by kicking out his right patella joint and buries a smith's mallet in the cannibal's cranium with a roar of victory. He turns in exhaustion to see Ygritte pulling back on her draw-string. Jon can only smile in relief. She hesitates in turn, trying not to smile herself — and Olly puts an arrow through her back, avenging his father and devastating Jon. Ignoring the chaos around them, Jon runs to Ygritte's side and cradles her in his arms. Ygritte tells him that they should never have left their cave. "We'll go back there," Jon tries to comfort her hopelessly. "You know nothing, Jon Snow." She gasps, and the life of the fire-kissed wild girl is extinguished. Distraught, Jon holds Ygritte in his arms. The climbers are now halfway up the Wall. Edd orders the defenders to use the scythe, which is a gargantuan anchor attached to a long, thick chain. This super-weapon of the Watch swings down like a pendulum, scraping off a swath of ice as it careens toward the invaders. One climber barely has enough time to scream before he and his buddies are obliterated by it, leaving an arm dangling from a rope. A cheer comes up from the defenders as the wildlings below retreat for the night... only for Edd to tell them not to rejoice so loudly. After all, they're still outnumbered a thousand to one, the team killjoy reminds them. The Watch has won the yard. Jon tries to reason with a surrounded, not to mention bloodied Tormund Giantsbane. The latter's all for going out in a blaze of glory, but the former puts a crossbow bolt in his leg and kicks Tormund's machete out of his hands; finally allowing him to be taken captive. "I SHOULD'VE THROWN YOU! FROM THE TOP OF YOUR WALL, BOY!" Tormund roars as he's bundled away for interrogation. "Aye," Jon says to himself quietly, "you should have." Samwell makes haste to the larder, where Gilly is unharmed and joyous to see Sam alive as he promised, their reunion is somewhat soured when they find Janos Slynt, who is cowering in a corner behind the door. Sam returns to the yard with Jon in the morning, who looks broken down; partially from Ygritte's death, but also from Castle Black being no less doomed. Mance tested their defences yesterday, he'll take the Castle tonight. He walks hazily towards the North gate. Mance Rayder is the only thing holding the army together. If Jon assassinates him, the army disintegrates. Sam quite reasonably tells him that this is insane: he'll never get close to him, and he'll be tortured to death if he succeeds. Jon agrees. But they'll all die either way and he has to try regardless. "You're right. It's a bad plan. What's your plan?" He concludes, and Sam cannot answer and Jon trudges off. Inside the tunnel, the giant is dead, surrounded by six bodies. Jon closes Grenn's eyes respectfully and tells Sam to burn their corpses along with the rest, they signal to raise the outer gate. Jon divests himself of Longclaw and gives Jeor Mormont's family sword to Sam to hold onto in case he doesn't come back. As he'd promised the Old Bear to never lose it again. The gate goes up, revealing a bright morning sun through the grey clouds overhead. Samwell: Jon... Come back. Jon says nothing as he smiles reassuringly at his friend, he then turns to the open gate with a grimly determined and wary expression before he walks out and into the light. Tropes
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