What do you call a tree that knows karate

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Spruce Lee

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karatree

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Op · 4 yr. ago

I like this better than the original joke

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· 4 yr. agoTop Submitter

Coco-bolo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocobolo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_Yeung

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· 4 yr. ago

That's a board that hit's back.

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· 4 yr. ago

Spuce Lees on my head, but don’t call me a Spruce Lee head

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· 4 yr. ago

Steven Seagal

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Continue this thread 

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· 4 yr. ago

Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t know the difference between karate and kung fu, and uses them interchangeably?

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