I need a new bum book

The first picture book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one.  Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum? Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations. Children and parents will love this book - no ifs, ands, or butts about it! An international bestseller Hilarious story and illustrations -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COLLECT THE SERIES I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book) I've Broken My Bum! (paperback) My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback) My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback) My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback) My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book) My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY! (paperback) My Bum's On the Run (paperback) PRIASE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM "I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps

ISBN: 9781407196015

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I need a new bum book

4 (2,489 ratings by Goodreads)

4 (2,489 ratings by Goodreads)

Description

The first picture book from the bestselling duo behind
the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has
a huge crack!

So he sets off to find a new one.

Will he choose an armor-plated bum?

A rocket bum?

A robot bum?

Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations.

Children and parents will love this
book - no ifs, ands, or butts about
it!

An international bestseller

Hilarious story and illustrations

COLLECT THE SERIES

I Need a New Bum (paperback, board book)

I've Broken My Bum! (paperback)

My Bum Is So Noisy (paperback)

My Bum Is So Cheeky! (paperback)

My Bum is SO NOISY! (paperback)

My Bum is SO NOISY! (sound book)

My Bum is SO CHRISTMASSY! (paperback)

My Bum's On the Run (paperback)

PRIASE FOR I
NEED A NEW BUM

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this
book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this
book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly
and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." Storywraps
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Product details

  • Paperback | 32 pages
  • 240 x 250 x 5mm | 180g
  • 20 Dec 2018
  • Scholastic
  • London, United Kingdom
  • English
  • 9781407196015
  • 43,470

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Acclaimed author Dawn McMillan and illustrator Ross Kinnaird take you on a fun journey to find just the right bum . . .

This book has been a long term bestseller in New Zealand and is also a hit internationally, including in US and Chinese editions.

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What age is the book I need a new bum for?

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Why is there a crack in my bum book?

The boy in this bright and bonkers picture book has a problem – he's just noticed his bum has an almighty crack in it. He's not sure whether he broke his bum whilst riding his bike or whizzing down the bannister, but one thing's for sure – he needs a new one!